Welcome!

Welcome dear people!

This is going to be your life lesson about which steps to take, to become a successful asshole.
I have the honor to present some of these people, known or anonymous, here for you. The most important thing is that you learn everything well.

You see, we have some steps we have to take, to come to the ending result, which is to take the prize as The Asshole.

So we begin with some conclusive steps that I noticed today:

- Never look into the persons eyes. Especially when you are talking to her. It's important that you choose the right situation. You have to be a man and you manage to get a higher position in some coffee shop or anywhere else on that level and you hire some innocent kids. You wanna win? Then you have to scare these kids. It's easy. First thing I learned today. This is the scene:

You go to your employee. You choose the one who's female and new in the place. The female keeps staring at you, waiting for you to say hello. But you don't look at her. You don't say hi. You just pump up your attitude and say: "give me two of these and write it down on a paper." The girls asks "what paper". You still don't look at her. You say "some paper" while you're leaving the place.


- You manage to come to that level of power which is your position. After that you know that it's safe to get some friends. You find those who are scared of you. But you think they fucking love you.

- You are a costumer and you believe in that old bullshit "the costumer has always right". That's how you learn to treat the person behind the bar as a machine.

- Last but not least: Never ever forget to be false. That's the golden key to success!

Goodbye and much love / Wannabe asshole