Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Nada

Good evening dear people!

I must say that for this moment, I don't really have any good representative for you. You see, I quit my job at the coffee shop and started to work at a food store. It's almost the same when it comes to the costumer part. There is three types of them:

- The one who's too nice.
- The one who's stingy and whining.
- The one who has a dead look.

And I love all of them cause they have no idea how much they entertain me. So these people are so far away from our very special title.

It's very late right now and I'm fucking tired. So I'm just gonna put a note in here so that we remember what to tell for next time.

Asshole #1 = The person behind Facebook
Asshole #2 = The major music and film company
Asshole #3 = You tell me...?

'till next time
Much love / W.A

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Piece of cake


Hello!

So I quit my job and decided that this is the last time I work on a café or a restaurant. Why? I'll tell you why.

You see, we have Senior Assholes spinning the globe on one finger, biggest Asshole (God) who created this shit and Junior Assholes which contains the tiny ones on different industries. But there is something I've been noticing since I got my first job untill today.This one is not a secret either. We are all aware of it.
People who whether own a restaurant or work as a boss or are responsible for a restaurant. These people go under the category of Junior Assholes. And the way to become one of them is very easy.

We have a very good pattern for you here. Gordon Ramsy.

This son of a bitch was a simple chef, apparently a very good one who managed to get himself to media. How? He was an asshole. He had right attitude.
In his restaurant there are no signs of feelings, tears or contradiction and he owned the place with help of his mouth full of swearwords. Basically he had it all.
For him it was a piece of cake to get into media and use every single human soul in his program, treating them all like animals and make sure that they all take all the orders while they bend down their heads and kiss his shiny ass.

Do you want to transform to this guy and succes?? The answer is simple:

You have all these things you have in your life that makes you really angry, you don't wanna tell your mama or friends. Instead you hire some idiots and throw it on them. Great! It's excatly that easy! Good luck!


Much Love/ WA

Goodbye new job!


Good morning dear ones!

Unfortunately there is no time to write everything. So all I'm going to tell you is that, if you want to start your career as an Asshole, one of the first steps is to:

Shut down all the feelings you have and become a machine.


Little by little, you will loose all the guilty conscience you've ever felt in your life. By that time you will be able to say whatever you want to people without caring about these peoples feelings.
Your face will turn to a dead face. There is no sign of any kind of reaction on your face.

I had also a scenario which I wanted to tell you about so that you can see the whole shit from above and use it as a pattern.

But I tell you that when I have done working at the military camp.

Goodbye and much love/ WA

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"I'm an asshole"

Good morning!

Remember that you can always give me new ideas. Tell me your stories or drope some fun pictures and videos. In this case I got this video from Malin which will follow the theme from the past post. Thanks Malin. Here we go:

Monday, January 4, 2010

Tobaco


Good evening beautiful people!

I got through eleven hours of working as a slave today. So I have -maybe not that- fresh but still some conclusive steps to reach the position as an A.H.

One of them was a simple thought I got while I was smoking and waiting for the bus which was 10 minutes late to work.

I did some research to find a hot source for the first step that I very soon will bring up. Unfortunately our good friend Wikipedia, didn't have a good answer to my question, cause I wanted to have a certain name. So we just go straight ahead.

- First of all you come to the very amazing point, which all of us come to once in a while that: people are idiots. You can do everything to them and then blame it on them that it was their responsibility to don't listen to other people. When you have managed to get to know these idiots, you create the Cigarette. You know right from the start that this shit will trick millions of people around the world. Then who's the one making shit load of money on it? You. You choose the perfect disease. You're not a A.H junior anymore. Now you have the biggest Asshole position no one could ever have. You don't kill people. You torture them slowly untill they die a very painful dead. Not only that, also the psychological fact behind your thought. The fact that these idiots will have hard time quitting this shit. They will become the society's pain in the ass while you're shitting gold in your golden bathroom. Congratulation! You were and will always be one of the biggest Asshole this world has to offer!

I also got some yummy information about a mini A.H today. This is how you do to become him:

- You own a restaurant or a coffee shop. You make already shit load of money cause the place you have is very central and popular. You force your employees to don't eat cookies or anything that has been broken and can't be sold. You don't want your employees to throw the cookie if it's useless. Instead you give them your order that they should give the cookie to you. You have now two choices:
1- you eat the cookie yourself.
2. YOU throw it away. You're now very good at forcing people, giving them order, making them feel like they are under you and you're the king and you are just an...asshole. Move on like this untill you're the one on top of the worlds biggest assholes!

Thanks, much love / Wannabe A.H

Sunday, January 3, 2010


Needless to say that :


Money IS power.

It's ok buddy!


Hi Lovely people!

It's 8 am and I'm up and "running" for a better future. The difference between me and a successful asshole is that I'm the one dealing with him/her just to be thankful for what I got. An assholes big satisfaction is more complicated than that. Let's call him/her A.H from now on.

Well an A.H usually have big complexes. And one basic reason is very simple. They are in a very lack of some certain knowledge that the people around them SHOULD expect them to have but they don't and the fascinating part is that people love them even more!

We have one very topical example for you that I'm gonna bring up before I leave my castle.

- The situation must be right. First step for you is very simple. Our all time big old friend, Logic, doesn't really have a place in your brain. You use this as your most powerful weapons to trick other people. All you have to be good at is to be the perfect spokesman. It doesn't matter what you say, you just have to scare people off by the way you talk. For that you have to be a very good actor.
You have to find yourself an interesting tone which would make people laugh if you talked to them in school or something like that. But up in the spotlight it seems like there's something special with it. You get yourself a chair which is installed higher than where people sit when you wanna throw your bullshit on them. And you get that chair by just kiss some asses.

In this case we use a source. You kiss some white asses and then, here you go! You're up there babbling about some God and stuff like that. You abuse that dudes name (God), you create fear among your citizens and then you become God.
The problem is that even if you managed to shit big time on your country and get all the attention, you'll become one of the most hated people of all time. But that's ok right?



Than you! Much love / Wanna be A.H

Welcome!


Welcome dear people!

This is going to be your life lesson about which steps to take, to become a successful asshole.
I have the honor to present some of these people, known or anonymous, here for you. The most important thing is that you learn everything well.

You see, we have some steps we have to take, to come to the ending result, which is to take the prize as The Asshole.

So we begin with some conclusive steps that I noticed today:

- Never look into the persons eyes. Especially when you are talking to her. It's important that you choose the right situation. You have to be a man and you manage to get a higher position in some coffee shop or anywhere else on that level and you hire some innocent kids. You wanna win? Then you have to scare these kids. It's easy. First thing I learned today. This is the scene:

You go to your employee. You choose the one who's female and new in the place. The female keeps staring at you, waiting for you to say hello. But you don't look at her. You don't say hi. You just pump up your attitude and say: "give me two of these and write it down on a paper." The girls asks "what paper". You still don't look at her. You say "some paper" while you're leaving the place.


- You manage to come to that level of power which is your position. After that you know that it's safe to get some friends. You find those who are scared of you. But you think they fucking love you.

- You are a costumer and you believe in that old bullshit "the costumer has always right". That's how you learn to treat the person behind the bar as a machine.

- Last but not least: Never ever forget to be false. That's the golden key to success!

Goodbye and much love / Wannabe asshole