Monday, February 22, 2010

We are the world...??

Good day babes!


So dear people,
We all know that the showbiz system is filled with totaly fucked up people who have managed to reach a certain level by being fucked up.

You see, you could put everything that has anything to do with USA under the name of Hollywood. It's just that simple. War is Avatar. Family dramas are Days of Our Lives. Politicians are the winners of Oscar and Golden Globe, Gansters issues with each other are the memory of Tupac. Charles Manson becomes usefull as an artist name. And...when a country gets affected by some kind of catastrophe (read nature catastrophe and not human rape on a nation) there will be hundreds of these "stars" finding the best time to glow!

These ignorant assholes, became rich on one factor which was the fact THAT THEY WERE ASSHOLES! If you think you can be successful and have a soul, then honey I'm sorry to tell you that, you will lose in all the lifetime situations. So from now on, remember to oil your asshole softly and with love. Cause the hole is the main key to your success.

So we start with the steps:

- You are basically a whore. You would do whatever it takes to be seen. And most of the time you have absolutely nothing important to say. You might be good looking, provocative, manipulating bitch who loves the spotlight. Or you have lots of talents but you don't have enough whore potential in you, that's why you find yourself a proper whore who has the best potential and then you just have that person under your control untill the person becomes "independent".

The journey of fame makes you an ignorant Asshole. There you have managed to become a successful Asshole. But we all know that for a person under a spotlight, enough is never enough. Their safety gives them the opportunity to have the power to comment about worlds problem. Or adopt a child or lot of children to become even more famous.
Then when something terrible happens like that massive earthquake in Haiti you fucking dare to do the same clown performance that you've been doing under your everyday circus. And idiots fall for that crap!

So I mention this once more:
People are idiots and if you want to fool them, the easy way to success is to never unveil the dirty reality behind everything that happens in the world and how you managed to make that shit load of money. You just point at some poor kids who have lost their parents. You use the saddest chords on your song which you sing with other Assholes and share it to the rest of the world. While you use your best actor-talent and also drop a little shiny tear on your face.

Then you are an Asshole who literally rule the world.

Enjoy your future:

Much Love/ Kanye


Thursday, February 18, 2010

The most wanted!


Dear people!

Does the name Mark Zuckerberg ring a bell in your ears? Yes, off course it does! It's the man behind the most powerful community in the world of internet. Or let's just say The world. Cause we all have noticed that this world would stand still if there was no internet. Am I right?

However. Mark is one hell of a successful asshole we all wish we could be. He, like any other successful asshole had the knowledge of how human beings work. They are basically idiots who would buy anything that other people buy. Or like Sweds say: "They would fall into the group pressure."

One basic analysis is actually that we people were and will always be sneaky. That's just a fact that you can't deny. The other basic analysis is that we people are so horny about putting out ourselves in the spotlight. At least a big procent of us. So let me explain the way of becoming Mark Zuckerberg:

You have to a be nerd. That must be something you were born with. Nothing you can learn to be. Off course everything is possible if you want it too. But that would make the road even longer. ("road" sounded really corny).

Anyhow, you have to realize those basic analysis about people which I mentioned above. Otherwise the whole point with starting the worlds biggest community would be meaningless.
You know that people are slaves. You put them under a certain system and they will follow you like sheeps. You also know that the obsession factor in human beings are beyond every level you can imagine. We can get addicted to coffee, cigarettes, lipgloss, TV and lot more. So when you make a community like Facebook, you know that whenever you fart, dollars just fly out your ass. You will like, the cigarette man did, make people addicted to something which would only waste their time and nothing more. The entertaining level on this area will be different cause there is now no soap opera anymore, this is reality. And a persons need to express him/herself on the naked media is something we can't deny. So if you manage like Zuckerberg then you will be a very very very successful Asshole! Good luck!


Some thoughts before you start the community:
1- New World Order wants to reduce the world population. Facebook wants to keep people at home.
2- From now on, people don't need to waste their energy on telling each other how great everything is or how much everything sucks. There will be a "what's on your mind" for it everytime you feel shit or haaaapppppyy.

3- They don't need to call each and everyone of their friends for a special event. They send a mass message to some good friends and random people they've met once or twice and make it so unpersonal we could ever imagine. Little by little you will loose your best friends in the mass of random dudes.

4- They will stalk on their ex's and their new partners. They will feel shit but the stalker inside them don't want to delete that ex. They will know everything about the ex even if they don't want to.

5- They will congratulate each other for their birthdays on each others walls while they are sitting in same room. Just to show other people how lovely they are.

6- They share political articles or videos and think people really care.
7- They will throw pillows, send hearts and give you healing from other side of the world.

8- The community will make you forget about real problems and complain about people who send Mafia War or shit like that.
9- Once again, it will make you forget about real problems and instead complaining about the "new facebook".

10- Which would lead us to the debate that can get started and go on forever on this level. I mean about "new facebook". Mm, you get the point.


And off course there is thousands of benefits and drawbacks if we want to keep on with this discussion.



Thursday, February 11, 2010

To be a hero

Good evening!

We always get impressed by people who assume that they study something like International Relations, Political Science, Peace and Development or anything else in this genre. But the secret is that the ambitious ones under this category are ones who will become part of the worlds biggest Assholes.

We have United Nations as a very good example for you. Now, I will mention some ways to manage as Assholes being part of this organization:

- Everything that your family and your friends trying to push you to study or do is as important as dust. You hear it from one ear and let it out from the other. Why? I'll tell you why: You have just realized that this world needs you. That you have a task in this world that you have to finish. That is to save it from other Assholes who manage to rape nations and people fighting for democracy. So basically your will is to bring democracy to people.
At the same time, you are aware of the fact that human beings are not meant to live with democracy. They have passed by the only rule of living which is Respect and now they suddenly want to have peace and democracy. You know this fact and you will fight against it untill everything becomes like you have imagined. It's a hard way to take. It demands a lot of studies and work.


When you finished it, the door opens for you to step inside. You go inside. Throw your bullshit on people. Promise them a lot of shit about peace and other meaningless garbage. Then you come up with the brilliant idea of having a military army! An army which would represent peace and development in weaker countries! The sad part is that people buy it but for you is just a success 'cause you were already aware of people being idiots.

But remember that first and most important steps of all is that :

You have to be the one who put these people on this very weak level. Cause from that moment they get weak, you can do whatever you want and with your position, you can promise them a better future. Then you take everything you want. By that you also put your army somewhere where you know they'll die. There you have managed to complete the biggest rule of New World Order.

When lot of people have died, you have now your chance to be a hero. Cause you managed to remove a big group of people and now the rest of the world have enough resources to move on with their lives!

Good luck!

Much love / W.A