Friday, June 11, 2010

A Proud Soldier

Good morning beautiful people!

I've been going around, having a lot of ideas for this blog but I hadn't really time to finally write it down.
Anyway, I guess we should just get started.

Dear people, if you didn't know I tell you now, that I've been living in Sweden since I was a teenager. Now what I'm gonna teach you is how to become the best person in some kind of authority in Sweden.

- saying the word NO should be on repeat 24/7. You've been hearing it since you were a child. Everything you asked was answered: "No, I can't answer to that" or "no, unfortunately (tyvärr) it doesn't work".
- you've learned since you were a kid that Sweden stands for human rights and bullshit like that. But that was things your teachers said to you when you were a kid. You still have to think of this big plan of New World Order and follow its pattern. Which is to always remember that by having the power in some authority you can also kill people but at the same time keeping the mask on by sympathizing with the person being killed.
For example: you're a doctor. and the fun part is that you really dare to call yourself a doctor! and some poor human being comes to you and tells you that she's been having some problems with her stomach and KNOWS why. She's been eating a poisonous mushroom. your task as a doctor is now to send her home and say "everything is gonna be alright." she dies at home and the other authorities start to sympathize with the person.
Sure it can be hard for you as a doctor for a very short while but no one's gonna arrest you for murderer or anything so don't worry, keep on killing.
- you have some kind of pride for your country. You've been watching a lot of Hollywood movies about war and believe that the country should be defended from the enemy. Here you know you have no chance starting a war or having a strong army for no reason. So you once again use this "human rights"-bullshit and create an army that will help third world countries in their development of peace. You have done your task as a big brainwasher. People loves you and are proud of you. You just leave the country with a sympathetic smile on your face and going for some war and kill those son of a bitches. Yeah!
- another example is that you find a country with a lot of resources. You once again put the nice sympathetic smile on and take your army with you to that country, saying "it's for peace" and then go for the gold! Don't worry about that cause people buy it.
- you can always pretend being one of the "good ones" and start a organization or school or anything in poor countries or for people who are outside the society. You can make shit load of money of people by calling yourself a humanist. Just observe that never ever unveil why these people having these kind of lives. Cause the answer is that you wanted it to! People don't wanna hear the truth. The "good countries" make sure that other countries live in misery and poverty or other unhuman circumstances so that they can take what they want and also showing the world how good and helpful they are. You will rock in this kind of career. A big fat lier whom people will love!
- if you wanna work in a bigger authorities, maybe taking over the Big Brothers place when he's retired, you can create a fucked up religion and say that a whole area in the world believes in it. The people of the area (at least some of them) realize that yeah, that could be an awesome God. He gives us Sex, drugs and rock n roll! Then after awhile you create small small groups of these "religious" people and develop them into the worlds biggest terrorist groups. Basically you create terrorism yourself. Then start screaming "ayaya now we have to defend ourselves from terrorism. These people are extremely evil. we try to end up in peace but they wanna destroy us in pieces". Once again you have fooled a looot of idiots out there. You will be the "democratic" country which also talks about peace as one important fact. Hah!
- you HAVE to be a ignorant person. Just forget the facts and discuss the theories that satisfies you and the other ignorant asses around you. When people wanna get help from you, don't give a shit. Tell them you will help them but don't give a shit. They are as worthless as you are.
- the swedish old tradition, Mobbning which is bullying is still left in the society. Don't forget to use it. Cause if you are evil by nature (which I think lot of us are) it will be very effect full.
- being a robot will help you through your career. I've mentioned this before and saying it again: remember there is no such a thing as a feeling in a human being. We are all robots and will keep it that way. Being a robot could be the main key to managing on top of the assholes!

Good luck dear ones, you deserve the best!
Much love /WA