Thursday, November 25, 2010

Lick it up, lick it up, oooohh oooohh


Hello darlings!

Long time no see! I wonder how you are and how you wonderful souls are keeping yourselves busy during the wonderful time before christmas? Isn't it beautiful when snow falls down from outside your window, and you can go around and buy and buy and buy lots of...shit just to be like anyone else? I'm proud of you. Cause you take this consumption so seriously and make all the successful assholes out there so happy. Every year at this time of the year you all become so wonderful. So crazy in buying stuff to other people and supporting all the companies. They need your money and I need your money. That's why I'm planning to study something which will lead me into a career full of stealing.

I'm not gonna tell you so many things. Today I have two options for you. One is a key to happiness and another one is a key to so much money that your crap will look like true gold.

- Money brings happiness. Only money. Unfortunately we didn't choose to come to this world by ourselves. Then to face other human begins was off course the biggest chock which would help the world to become the biggest mental hospital in universe. Congratulations! Now what I'm gonna teach will give you all the good opportunities in life. It's two words in one: ASSLICKING. Do it everday, every year and through whole your life and you will be the king in this planet. Cause by then time you will be the one getting your ass licked. Some people are better than you. To become them or even better than them you need to lick some asses. It's a wonderful feeling. It sounds disgusting I know but little by little you're gonna learn to love it and by becoming the most professional asslicker, you become the richest and also a wellknown person. Who doesn't like money and who doesn't like spotlight? As I mentioned before, we are whores and like to brag about our talents.

- If you wanna rob people day in and day out without ever paying a fine or ending up in a jail, you can just study to become a dentist. It's not the easiest way. I can garanti you that asslicking is much more easier than studying. But think about the bright future which is waiting for it successful asshole to arrive. Right? Come on, apply, study and get a fucking exam. Make me proud. You're gonna be rich as hell and no one can ever put you down. Cause you're a dentist and deserve a lot of respect.

Cheers for the day then everyone can kiss my ass!

Yours truly, W.A

Sunday, October 24, 2010

lie is the key to success. but in this case...


Dear friends! How could I forget this blog when assholes are growing from every corner. Since the capitalistic party won the Swedish election, I realized, well done, people have learned their lessons very good. Now they are all aware of how they could be one of the worlds biggest assholes! That was the reason I backed off. I felt like, there is no need for me now. People have become very very clever.

But at the same time, I feel like it's my task to teach one more lesson around this subject which will help you more in the process of success.

Do you remember a fellow german once upon time who was so angry and had so much complex that he killed a lot of jews?

What this dude did, was to be very honest. Despite all the ideas and opinions he stood for, he managed to become powerful by being honest.

In this lesson, I'm not gonna give you any steps, but, I will give you some advices for how you remove your own style and change it to Hitlers style so that people could trust you more.

You see, we all know that if you wanna success in this world, you have to be a great liar. But one fact remains:

We have the process of New World Order which has been going on since Hitler came to power, and I'm sure it existed even before his era. What I'm trying to say is, listen carefully now:
All the politicians are following this pattern. They might say : "Oh no, someone got killed in world trade center or somewhere else". But deep down, what you need to do, when things like this happen, is to stand up and say: "yeah, we wanted them to die". Hitler did the same, he just decided to go out and say: "I wanna kill these people."
I don't know if NWO was a big part of his plan or if he was just enjoying his time of power though. But the fact remains. He successed.
Rest of the politicians are the same but they lie more and that's the reason they sometimes fail.

The easiest way to become a good brainwashing politician is to:

- be honest about how many people you wanna get rid of and why. Then there will be idiots falling for your crap everywhere.



Friday, June 11, 2010

A Proud Soldier

Good morning beautiful people!

I've been going around, having a lot of ideas for this blog but I hadn't really time to finally write it down.
Anyway, I guess we should just get started.

Dear people, if you didn't know I tell you now, that I've been living in Sweden since I was a teenager. Now what I'm gonna teach you is how to become the best person in some kind of authority in Sweden.

- saying the word NO should be on repeat 24/7. You've been hearing it since you were a child. Everything you asked was answered: "No, I can't answer to that" or "no, unfortunately (tyvärr) it doesn't work".
- you've learned since you were a kid that Sweden stands for human rights and bullshit like that. But that was things your teachers said to you when you were a kid. You still have to think of this big plan of New World Order and follow its pattern. Which is to always remember that by having the power in some authority you can also kill people but at the same time keeping the mask on by sympathizing with the person being killed.
For example: you're a doctor. and the fun part is that you really dare to call yourself a doctor! and some poor human being comes to you and tells you that she's been having some problems with her stomach and KNOWS why. She's been eating a poisonous mushroom. your task as a doctor is now to send her home and say "everything is gonna be alright." she dies at home and the other authorities start to sympathize with the person.
Sure it can be hard for you as a doctor for a very short while but no one's gonna arrest you for murderer or anything so don't worry, keep on killing.
- you have some kind of pride for your country. You've been watching a lot of Hollywood movies about war and believe that the country should be defended from the enemy. Here you know you have no chance starting a war or having a strong army for no reason. So you once again use this "human rights"-bullshit and create an army that will help third world countries in their development of peace. You have done your task as a big brainwasher. People loves you and are proud of you. You just leave the country with a sympathetic smile on your face and going for some war and kill those son of a bitches. Yeah!
- another example is that you find a country with a lot of resources. You once again put the nice sympathetic smile on and take your army with you to that country, saying "it's for peace" and then go for the gold! Don't worry about that cause people buy it.
- you can always pretend being one of the "good ones" and start a organization or school or anything in poor countries or for people who are outside the society. You can make shit load of money of people by calling yourself a humanist. Just observe that never ever unveil why these people having these kind of lives. Cause the answer is that you wanted it to! People don't wanna hear the truth. The "good countries" make sure that other countries live in misery and poverty or other unhuman circumstances so that they can take what they want and also showing the world how good and helpful they are. You will rock in this kind of career. A big fat lier whom people will love!
- if you wanna work in a bigger authorities, maybe taking over the Big Brothers place when he's retired, you can create a fucked up religion and say that a whole area in the world believes in it. The people of the area (at least some of them) realize that yeah, that could be an awesome God. He gives us Sex, drugs and rock n roll! Then after awhile you create small small groups of these "religious" people and develop them into the worlds biggest terrorist groups. Basically you create terrorism yourself. Then start screaming "ayaya now we have to defend ourselves from terrorism. These people are extremely evil. we try to end up in peace but they wanna destroy us in pieces". Once again you have fooled a looot of idiots out there. You will be the "democratic" country which also talks about peace as one important fact. Hah!
- you HAVE to be a ignorant person. Just forget the facts and discuss the theories that satisfies you and the other ignorant asses around you. When people wanna get help from you, don't give a shit. Tell them you will help them but don't give a shit. They are as worthless as you are.
- the swedish old tradition, Mobbning which is bullying is still left in the society. Don't forget to use it. Cause if you are evil by nature (which I think lot of us are) it will be very effect full.
- being a robot will help you through your career. I've mentioned this before and saying it again: remember there is no such a thing as a feeling in a human being. We are all robots and will keep it that way. Being a robot could be the main key to managing on top of the assholes!

Good luck dear ones, you deserve the best!
Much love /WA


Sunday, April 11, 2010

Drug is god

I better fill this soon.

When the time's right, I'm gonna put up the universes biggest ASS on publicity and I can promise you that this son of a bitch could ever sue. He/She can put you in a strange karma for life though. But that doesn't really matter. In this world filled of people who make a meet-dish of a 16 year old girl and eat it.. what could happen that would be worse than that? ANYTHING! Cause this Asshole has the fucking power! Oioioi!

But I'll back soon!
Much Love / W.A

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

A simple process.

I gotta mention something here before I take the first step for my career as an Asshole!

Basically the world is divided in two groups. The smart one and the idiot one. The idiot one becomes idiot thanks to the smart one. Why? The answer is very simple. By keeping some of them idiots, you can take whatever you want. That is almost the biggest goal to reach if you want to be a successful Asshole!

Good day!

Monday, February 22, 2010

We are the world...??

Good day babes!


So dear people,
We all know that the showbiz system is filled with totaly fucked up people who have managed to reach a certain level by being fucked up.

You see, you could put everything that has anything to do with USA under the name of Hollywood. It's just that simple. War is Avatar. Family dramas are Days of Our Lives. Politicians are the winners of Oscar and Golden Globe, Gansters issues with each other are the memory of Tupac. Charles Manson becomes usefull as an artist name. And...when a country gets affected by some kind of catastrophe (read nature catastrophe and not human rape on a nation) there will be hundreds of these "stars" finding the best time to glow!

These ignorant assholes, became rich on one factor which was the fact THAT THEY WERE ASSHOLES! If you think you can be successful and have a soul, then honey I'm sorry to tell you that, you will lose in all the lifetime situations. So from now on, remember to oil your asshole softly and with love. Cause the hole is the main key to your success.

So we start with the steps:

- You are basically a whore. You would do whatever it takes to be seen. And most of the time you have absolutely nothing important to say. You might be good looking, provocative, manipulating bitch who loves the spotlight. Or you have lots of talents but you don't have enough whore potential in you, that's why you find yourself a proper whore who has the best potential and then you just have that person under your control untill the person becomes "independent".

The journey of fame makes you an ignorant Asshole. There you have managed to become a successful Asshole. But we all know that for a person under a spotlight, enough is never enough. Their safety gives them the opportunity to have the power to comment about worlds problem. Or adopt a child or lot of children to become even more famous.
Then when something terrible happens like that massive earthquake in Haiti you fucking dare to do the same clown performance that you've been doing under your everyday circus. And idiots fall for that crap!

So I mention this once more:
People are idiots and if you want to fool them, the easy way to success is to never unveil the dirty reality behind everything that happens in the world and how you managed to make that shit load of money. You just point at some poor kids who have lost their parents. You use the saddest chords on your song which you sing with other Assholes and share it to the rest of the world. While you use your best actor-talent and also drop a little shiny tear on your face.

Then you are an Asshole who literally rule the world.

Enjoy your future:

Much Love/ Kanye


Thursday, February 18, 2010

The most wanted!


Dear people!

Does the name Mark Zuckerberg ring a bell in your ears? Yes, off course it does! It's the man behind the most powerful community in the world of internet. Or let's just say The world. Cause we all have noticed that this world would stand still if there was no internet. Am I right?

However. Mark is one hell of a successful asshole we all wish we could be. He, like any other successful asshole had the knowledge of how human beings work. They are basically idiots who would buy anything that other people buy. Or like Sweds say: "They would fall into the group pressure."

One basic analysis is actually that we people were and will always be sneaky. That's just a fact that you can't deny. The other basic analysis is that we people are so horny about putting out ourselves in the spotlight. At least a big procent of us. So let me explain the way of becoming Mark Zuckerberg:

You have to a be nerd. That must be something you were born with. Nothing you can learn to be. Off course everything is possible if you want it too. But that would make the road even longer. ("road" sounded really corny).

Anyhow, you have to realize those basic analysis about people which I mentioned above. Otherwise the whole point with starting the worlds biggest community would be meaningless.
You know that people are slaves. You put them under a certain system and they will follow you like sheeps. You also know that the obsession factor in human beings are beyond every level you can imagine. We can get addicted to coffee, cigarettes, lipgloss, TV and lot more. So when you make a community like Facebook, you know that whenever you fart, dollars just fly out your ass. You will like, the cigarette man did, make people addicted to something which would only waste their time and nothing more. The entertaining level on this area will be different cause there is now no soap opera anymore, this is reality. And a persons need to express him/herself on the naked media is something we can't deny. So if you manage like Zuckerberg then you will be a very very very successful Asshole! Good luck!


Some thoughts before you start the community:
1- New World Order wants to reduce the world population. Facebook wants to keep people at home.
2- From now on, people don't need to waste their energy on telling each other how great everything is or how much everything sucks. There will be a "what's on your mind" for it everytime you feel shit or haaaapppppyy.

3- They don't need to call each and everyone of their friends for a special event. They send a mass message to some good friends and random people they've met once or twice and make it so unpersonal we could ever imagine. Little by little you will loose your best friends in the mass of random dudes.

4- They will stalk on their ex's and their new partners. They will feel shit but the stalker inside them don't want to delete that ex. They will know everything about the ex even if they don't want to.

5- They will congratulate each other for their birthdays on each others walls while they are sitting in same room. Just to show other people how lovely they are.

6- They share political articles or videos and think people really care.
7- They will throw pillows, send hearts and give you healing from other side of the world.

8- The community will make you forget about real problems and complain about people who send Mafia War or shit like that.
9- Once again, it will make you forget about real problems and instead complaining about the "new facebook".

10- Which would lead us to the debate that can get started and go on forever on this level. I mean about "new facebook". Mm, you get the point.


And off course there is thousands of benefits and drawbacks if we want to keep on with this discussion.



Thursday, February 11, 2010

To be a hero

Good evening!

We always get impressed by people who assume that they study something like International Relations, Political Science, Peace and Development or anything else in this genre. But the secret is that the ambitious ones under this category are ones who will become part of the worlds biggest Assholes.

We have United Nations as a very good example for you. Now, I will mention some ways to manage as Assholes being part of this organization:

- Everything that your family and your friends trying to push you to study or do is as important as dust. You hear it from one ear and let it out from the other. Why? I'll tell you why: You have just realized that this world needs you. That you have a task in this world that you have to finish. That is to save it from other Assholes who manage to rape nations and people fighting for democracy. So basically your will is to bring democracy to people.
At the same time, you are aware of the fact that human beings are not meant to live with democracy. They have passed by the only rule of living which is Respect and now they suddenly want to have peace and democracy. You know this fact and you will fight against it untill everything becomes like you have imagined. It's a hard way to take. It demands a lot of studies and work.


When you finished it, the door opens for you to step inside. You go inside. Throw your bullshit on people. Promise them a lot of shit about peace and other meaningless garbage. Then you come up with the brilliant idea of having a military army! An army which would represent peace and development in weaker countries! The sad part is that people buy it but for you is just a success 'cause you were already aware of people being idiots.

But remember that first and most important steps of all is that :

You have to be the one who put these people on this very weak level. Cause from that moment they get weak, you can do whatever you want and with your position, you can promise them a better future. Then you take everything you want. By that you also put your army somewhere where you know they'll die. There you have managed to complete the biggest rule of New World Order.

When lot of people have died, you have now your chance to be a hero. Cause you managed to remove a big group of people and now the rest of the world have enough resources to move on with their lives!

Good luck!

Much love / W.A

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Nada

Good evening dear people!

I must say that for this moment, I don't really have any good representative for you. You see, I quit my job at the coffee shop and started to work at a food store. It's almost the same when it comes to the costumer part. There is three types of them:

- The one who's too nice.
- The one who's stingy and whining.
- The one who has a dead look.

And I love all of them cause they have no idea how much they entertain me. So these people are so far away from our very special title.

It's very late right now and I'm fucking tired. So I'm just gonna put a note in here so that we remember what to tell for next time.

Asshole #1 = The person behind Facebook
Asshole #2 = The major music and film company
Asshole #3 = You tell me...?

'till next time
Much love / W.A

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Piece of cake


Hello!

So I quit my job and decided that this is the last time I work on a café or a restaurant. Why? I'll tell you why.

You see, we have Senior Assholes spinning the globe on one finger, biggest Asshole (God) who created this shit and Junior Assholes which contains the tiny ones on different industries. But there is something I've been noticing since I got my first job untill today.This one is not a secret either. We are all aware of it.
People who whether own a restaurant or work as a boss or are responsible for a restaurant. These people go under the category of Junior Assholes. And the way to become one of them is very easy.

We have a very good pattern for you here. Gordon Ramsy.

This son of a bitch was a simple chef, apparently a very good one who managed to get himself to media. How? He was an asshole. He had right attitude.
In his restaurant there are no signs of feelings, tears or contradiction and he owned the place with help of his mouth full of swearwords. Basically he had it all.
For him it was a piece of cake to get into media and use every single human soul in his program, treating them all like animals and make sure that they all take all the orders while they bend down their heads and kiss his shiny ass.

Do you want to transform to this guy and succes?? The answer is simple:

You have all these things you have in your life that makes you really angry, you don't wanna tell your mama or friends. Instead you hire some idiots and throw it on them. Great! It's excatly that easy! Good luck!


Much Love/ WA

Goodbye new job!


Good morning dear ones!

Unfortunately there is no time to write everything. So all I'm going to tell you is that, if you want to start your career as an Asshole, one of the first steps is to:

Shut down all the feelings you have and become a machine.


Little by little, you will loose all the guilty conscience you've ever felt in your life. By that time you will be able to say whatever you want to people without caring about these peoples feelings.
Your face will turn to a dead face. There is no sign of any kind of reaction on your face.

I had also a scenario which I wanted to tell you about so that you can see the whole shit from above and use it as a pattern.

But I tell you that when I have done working at the military camp.

Goodbye and much love/ WA

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"I'm an asshole"

Good morning!

Remember that you can always give me new ideas. Tell me your stories or drope some fun pictures and videos. In this case I got this video from Malin which will follow the theme from the past post. Thanks Malin. Here we go:

Monday, January 4, 2010

Tobaco


Good evening beautiful people!

I got through eleven hours of working as a slave today. So I have -maybe not that- fresh but still some conclusive steps to reach the position as an A.H.

One of them was a simple thought I got while I was smoking and waiting for the bus which was 10 minutes late to work.

I did some research to find a hot source for the first step that I very soon will bring up. Unfortunately our good friend Wikipedia, didn't have a good answer to my question, cause I wanted to have a certain name. So we just go straight ahead.

- First of all you come to the very amazing point, which all of us come to once in a while that: people are idiots. You can do everything to them and then blame it on them that it was their responsibility to don't listen to other people. When you have managed to get to know these idiots, you create the Cigarette. You know right from the start that this shit will trick millions of people around the world. Then who's the one making shit load of money on it? You. You choose the perfect disease. You're not a A.H junior anymore. Now you have the biggest Asshole position no one could ever have. You don't kill people. You torture them slowly untill they die a very painful dead. Not only that, also the psychological fact behind your thought. The fact that these idiots will have hard time quitting this shit. They will become the society's pain in the ass while you're shitting gold in your golden bathroom. Congratulation! You were and will always be one of the biggest Asshole this world has to offer!

I also got some yummy information about a mini A.H today. This is how you do to become him:

- You own a restaurant or a coffee shop. You make already shit load of money cause the place you have is very central and popular. You force your employees to don't eat cookies or anything that has been broken and can't be sold. You don't want your employees to throw the cookie if it's useless. Instead you give them your order that they should give the cookie to you. You have now two choices:
1- you eat the cookie yourself.
2. YOU throw it away. You're now very good at forcing people, giving them order, making them feel like they are under you and you're the king and you are just an...asshole. Move on like this untill you're the one on top of the worlds biggest assholes!

Thanks, much love / Wannabe A.H

Sunday, January 3, 2010


Needless to say that :


Money IS power.

It's ok buddy!


Hi Lovely people!

It's 8 am and I'm up and "running" for a better future. The difference between me and a successful asshole is that I'm the one dealing with him/her just to be thankful for what I got. An assholes big satisfaction is more complicated than that. Let's call him/her A.H from now on.

Well an A.H usually have big complexes. And one basic reason is very simple. They are in a very lack of some certain knowledge that the people around them SHOULD expect them to have but they don't and the fascinating part is that people love them even more!

We have one very topical example for you that I'm gonna bring up before I leave my castle.

- The situation must be right. First step for you is very simple. Our all time big old friend, Logic, doesn't really have a place in your brain. You use this as your most powerful weapons to trick other people. All you have to be good at is to be the perfect spokesman. It doesn't matter what you say, you just have to scare people off by the way you talk. For that you have to be a very good actor.
You have to find yourself an interesting tone which would make people laugh if you talked to them in school or something like that. But up in the spotlight it seems like there's something special with it. You get yourself a chair which is installed higher than where people sit when you wanna throw your bullshit on them. And you get that chair by just kiss some asses.

In this case we use a source. You kiss some white asses and then, here you go! You're up there babbling about some God and stuff like that. You abuse that dudes name (God), you create fear among your citizens and then you become God.
The problem is that even if you managed to shit big time on your country and get all the attention, you'll become one of the most hated people of all time. But that's ok right?



Than you! Much love / Wanna be A.H

Welcome!


Welcome dear people!

This is going to be your life lesson about which steps to take, to become a successful asshole.
I have the honor to present some of these people, known or anonymous, here for you. The most important thing is that you learn everything well.

You see, we have some steps we have to take, to come to the ending result, which is to take the prize as The Asshole.

So we begin with some conclusive steps that I noticed today:

- Never look into the persons eyes. Especially when you are talking to her. It's important that you choose the right situation. You have to be a man and you manage to get a higher position in some coffee shop or anywhere else on that level and you hire some innocent kids. You wanna win? Then you have to scare these kids. It's easy. First thing I learned today. This is the scene:

You go to your employee. You choose the one who's female and new in the place. The female keeps staring at you, waiting for you to say hello. But you don't look at her. You don't say hi. You just pump up your attitude and say: "give me two of these and write it down on a paper." The girls asks "what paper". You still don't look at her. You say "some paper" while you're leaving the place.


- You manage to come to that level of power which is your position. After that you know that it's safe to get some friends. You find those who are scared of you. But you think they fucking love you.

- You are a costumer and you believe in that old bullshit "the costumer has always right". That's how you learn to treat the person behind the bar as a machine.

- Last but not least: Never ever forget to be false. That's the golden key to success!

Goodbye and much love / Wannabe asshole