The most wanted!

Dear people!

Does the name Mark Zuckerberg ring a bell in your ears? Yes, off course it does! It's the man behind the most powerful community in the world of internet. Or let's just say The world. Cause we all have noticed that this world would stand still if there was no internet. Am I right?

However. Mark is one hell of a successful asshole we all wish we could be. He, like any other successful asshole had the knowledge of how human beings work. They are basically idiots who would buy anything that other people buy. Or like Sweds say: "They would fall into the group pressure."

One basic analysis is actually that we people were and will always be sneaky. That's just a fact that you can't deny. The other basic analysis is that we people are so horny about putting out ourselves in the spotlight. At least a big procent of us. So let me explain the way of becoming Mark Zuckerberg:

You have to a be nerd. That must be something you were born with. Nothing you can learn to be. Off course everything is possible if you want it too. But that would make the road even longer. ("road" sounded really corny).

Anyhow, you have to realize those basic analysis about people which I mentioned above. Otherwise the whole point with starting the worlds biggest community would be meaningless. You know that people are slaves. You put them under a certain system and they will follow you like sheeps. You also know that the obsession factor in human beings are beyond every level you can imagine. We can get addicted to coffee, cigarettes, lipgloss, TV and lot more. So when you make a community like Facebook, you know that whenever you fart, dollars just fly out your ass. You will like, the cigarette man did, make people addicted to something which would only waste their time and nothing more. The entertaining level on this area will be different cause there is now no soap opera anymore, this is reality. And a persons need to express him/herself on the naked media is something we can't deny. So if you manage like Zuckerberg then you will be a very very very successful Asshole! Good luck!


Some thoughts before you start the community:
1- New World Order wants to reduce the world population. Facebook wants to keep people at home.
2- From now on, people don't need to waste their energy on telling each other how great everything is or how much everything sucks. There will be a "what's on your mind" for it everytime you feel shit or haaaapppppyy.
3- They don't need to call each and everyone of their friends for a special event. They send a mass message to some good friends and random people they've met once or twice and make it so unpersonal we could ever imagine. Little by little you will loose your best friends in the mass of random dudes.
4- They will stalk on their ex's and their new partners. They will feel shit but the stalker inside them don't want to delete that ex. They will know everything about the ex even if they don't want to.
5- They will congratulate each other for their birthdays on each others walls while they are sitting in same room. Just to show other people how lovely they are.
6- They share political articles or videos and think people really care.
7- They will throw pillows, send hearts and give you healing from other side of the world.
8- The community will make you forget about real problems and complain about people who send Mafia War or shit like that.
9- Once again, it will make you forget about real problems and instead complaining about the "new facebook".
10- Which would lead us to the debate that can get started and go on forever on this level. I mean about "new facebook". Mm, you get the point.

And off course there is thousands of benefits and drawbacks if we want to keep on with this discussion.